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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:05 pm 
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I see different topics on various forums to try to get people to post and participate.... So I had this idea last night.....

Basic idea....Compliment your rig, and then Roast a rig in as few words as possible. I'll try to get it started and see if people will play along. Bonus for rhyme and fluid composition. But ALL welcome. I'd say just one "roast" per post....but I'll throw two out to get this idea rolling....we'll see how this goes...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:04 pm 
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My rig kicks ass
Your rig should've stuck to cutting grass

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:10 pm 
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My rig is badass becuase it can cut the grass, and uses very little gas

Your rig sucks gas, ass, and still has smaller balls than mine has

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:15 pm 
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I like this alot. The beat reminds of mickey avalon song. Ha https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gIevUyYA7hg&autoplay=1.
My rig is super bad ass
Ur rig hauls big fat ass


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:32 pm 
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@zjman.... not gonna lie that was the influence...


My rig picks up chicks
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:40 pm 
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My rig, hand made in Korea

Your rig, wish it was a kia.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:46 pm 
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My rig, light and sticky
Your rig, fat and icky

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:01 pm 
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My rig sure aint no kia
Donnies rig cruises with PETA


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:24 pm 
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My rig not driven by a sissy

Your rig just a wannabe billg

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:27 pm 
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My rig wheels in kentucky
Ur rig stays at heineys


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